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Chancellor Pendragon's Messaging Service

You have reached the message center of Chancellor Pendragon. Currently, the chancellor is engaged in other matters.


 * If you are an old foe or enemy of the Professor's, please shake your fist at the sound of the tone and deliver your warning of impending doom.


 * If you are a transcendant species wishing to make first contact, go back in time until you find the Professor standing nearby and deliver your message directly.


 * If you are a student attempting to appeal a recent bad grade, go study.


 * If you are any other interested party, please leave a message after the tone and Chancellor Pendragon will get back to you as soon as he can.

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